| Monday, September 26th, 2005 |
| 10:37 am |
mew
i got the pc working, i just poofed at it until it got scared and begged for mercy. the new place smells funny, and the floors are all slippy. i like the windows, and there are lots of spiders. spiders are crunchy. i am a little lonely. the place i stayed in for a few days had another cat, she is old but she has lightning paws... her name is isabel. i want to go back and play with her, or at least intimidate her some more with my fierce poofing. |
| Friday, December 10th, 2004 |
| 8:01 am |
whoaaaa
i couldn't even see straight until midnight or so, i kept falling down. i have a bunch of stitches on my belly. that was scary. i am okay now. i don't have a cone on my head, which is good, because i can pick at my stitches all i want. |
| Thursday, December 9th, 2004 |
| 9:33 am |
oh yeah
i weigh over 9 pounds now. i am catzilla, truly. |
| 9:30 am |
i am at the vet today
i have a bump on my belly that is getting removed. i am displeased. i thought the vet was a nice man, but apparently he is going to cut me with knives. i will give you an update later, when i get home again. |
| Monday, November 15th, 2004 |
| 9:33 am |
i was sick
my belly was distended and i had fleas biting me all the time. i don't know where they came from, i don't get to go outside. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) la_biscuit put some stuff on my neck and gave me a pill, and i feel like a new cat. i have continued my scheme to keep her from playing world of warcraft. i have bitten through the cord to the laptop power supply, the line from the phone jack to the dsl box, and the power to the dsl box. i like the power cables best, they are spicy. i can't get to the cables any more, she got a cover thing for them. maybe i will start on the playstation 2 and gamecube next. Current Mood:  not sick |
| Thursday, November 4th, 2004 |
| 12:37 pm |
toilet paper is fun
sure wish i had something else to do all day, though. i want some playtime. |
| Tuesday, October 19th, 2004 |
| 10:36 am |
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| Friday, October 1st, 2004 |
| 1:15 pm |
Unleash the bladder of doom
la_biscuit has been acting suspiciously for the last few days, and this morning i noticed she was putting personal belongings in some sort of bag. anything that disrupts my routine must be eliminated. i waited until just before the time she usually leaves the house and eliminated a whole bladder full of pee on her bed where she usually sleeps. it didn't work, though, she just stripped the bed down, threw some clean sheets in a pile on top for when upaya comes over, and left anyway. perhaps i will pee on the new sheets too... Current Mood:  aggravated |
| Monday, September 20th, 2004 |
| 9:39 pm |
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| Saturday, September 18th, 2004 |
| 8:48 pm |
swinging on the drapes rules. |
| Thursday, September 9th, 2004 |
| 8:34 am |
so bored
after a hard day of bouncing off the walls in a frenzy, all i want is good, purring, snuggly petting, maybe with love nibbles, for bedtime, but la_biscuit kicks me out of the room. it's so dull at 3am, though, what else am i supposed to do i like her anyway, she just needs to have a schedule that makes sense. Current Mood: bitchy |
| Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 |
| 2:29 pm |
vacuum cleaner
the vacuum is the great satan. i tried to destroy la_biscuit for this obvious attempt on my life, but i don't yet have enough mass to take her down. i left some pretty good teethmarks on her ankles, though. Current Mood: angry |
| Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 |
| 9:11 pm |
gone wireless
weee... la_biscuit wanted a wireless trackball, so i made one while she was away.  i wonder if she will get me a present in return... i could use a new peeper mouse, the old one was not very sturdy and the string is in bits now. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Friday, August 27th, 2004 |
| 9:44 pm |
upaya loves me He took more pictures of my glamour. ( clicky ) Current Mood: amused |
| Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 |
| 7:55 am |
fetch
i was playing fetch and biting with upaya yesterday. it was fun, but he is not very sturdy. kinda tasty, though. Current Mood:  mischievous |
| Wednesday, August 18th, 2004 |
| 5:06 pm |
i caught a roach today
my first ever. it was bigger than my head. i ripped it to bits and left the bits near the front door as a present for la_biscuit. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Thursday, August 12th, 2004 |
| 8:09 pm |
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| Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 |
| 8:40 am |
there is a fan thingie that spins and spins with a string hanging off it. i will get that string, oh, yes... Current Mood: determined |
| Sunday, August 8th, 2004 |
| 4:36 pm |
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| Thursday, August 5th, 2004 |
| 8:04 am |
mew mew mew mew mew mew
it is very hot. yesterday the blowy fans stopped going and it got hotter and hotter. i spent the day in the bathtub where the floor is nice and cool. when crazy fun hair girl got home, she got really really mad because she couldn't turn the lights on and it was so hot. first she dipped my paws in cool water, which made me kinda mad but felt good. then she called up the hot prevention people, and i guess the person who lived here before we did never cancelled service or paid the bill, so they decided to let us get really hot as revenge. good thing this box is battery powered, and sometimes you can get online by magic without using the modem thing, or i would be really really bored. i hope it gets cooler today. also, today i get to go to the vet, i am excited. what is a vet, i wonder. also, maxthecat, how do you get capital letters, i can't figure it out. Current Mood:  hot |
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